"Those words hurt me , man." said Vivek " Even though you say it every five seconds. They truly hurt."
"You're too stoned to care." said Nicky , as if nothing had happened. Vivek shrugged and lighted a cigarette. Kailash grabbed it out of his mouth. "You know about my asthma." He spat out , "I'll choke like there's no tomorrow! "
"Alright man , I'm going upstairs. Ashish should be back by now. "Vivek groaned. He headed up the door - "Don't wait up".
"One of these days he's going to snap." Sameer said "One way or the other."
"Till then he's like a stoned punching bag."
"Or a punching bag made of stone." said Aditya , angling his laptop."Imagine him with a girl , touring the country - and smoking weed day and night in their little hippie bus."
"Growing ganja in their own backyard." said Kailash
"Nah - they'll have a bus , and kids too - with little bongs." said Nicky , grinning.
"The perfect family , that'll be " said Aditya. "Right up there with Mister and Miss doctor over here."
"Hey , we were friends since school , okay?"
"Still doesn't matter man - you have the holy grail of any MITan" Nicky said , his hands raised in the air.
"The all elusive - KMC CHICK"
"Amen" Nicky and Aditya said together .
"Idiots" Sameer muttered under his breath.
"So what , it's just a girl." Kailash pitched in.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Phone Call #2.
"He went in the morning; it's a Tuesday.” said Sameer, "I guess he's at the library now, making notes as usual.”
"It's only been two weeks , we've hardly covered anything!" said Nicky "He even keeps writing like mad in class , as if they're announcing the question paper!"
"Well I guess some people enjoy putting a little extra effort in class- gives them time for other things, like Sameer and his girlfriend." Aditya said, "Isn't that right - medical boy?"
"Can't blame him for having a nurse fetish."
"She's not a nurse .She's studying medicine."
Aditya got up. "Doctor! Doctor! can you kiss my…. "
Kailash walked into the room. Aditya stood still , his hand on his rear end. Nicky was at the back , laughing.
"Another normal day , I see." said Kailash.
"It's not what it looks like "
"Or maybe it is" chimed Nicky - "Who knows man , you guys might actually have a closet case in your hands."
"Oh please , if anyone's gay around here - it's you."Snapped Aditya ," Hanging around with the girls all day, man. And still no girlfriend."
"Hey man , I'm just popular with the ladies. And you would be too if you quit acting like some death metal- obsessed -gamer- gore- freak whenever you're twenty feet near a woman."
"Whatever man. What about Vivek then?"
"He's too stoned to ever talk to a woman." quipped Nicky. "Don't look at me like that , man - you KNOW that's true."
"It's only been two weeks , we've hardly covered anything!" said Nicky "He even keeps writing like mad in class , as if they're announcing the question paper!"
"Well I guess some people enjoy putting a little extra effort in class- gives them time for other things, like Sameer and his girlfriend." Aditya said, "Isn't that right - medical boy?"
"Can't blame him for having a nurse fetish."
"She's not a nurse .She's studying medicine."
Aditya got up. "Doctor! Doctor! can you kiss my…. "
Kailash walked into the room. Aditya stood still , his hand on his rear end. Nicky was at the back , laughing.
"Another normal day , I see." said Kailash.
"It's not what it looks like "
"Or maybe it is" chimed Nicky - "Who knows man , you guys might actually have a closet case in your hands."
"Oh please , if anyone's gay around here - it's you."Snapped Aditya ," Hanging around with the girls all day, man. And still no girlfriend."
"Hey man , I'm just popular with the ladies. And you would be too if you quit acting like some death metal- obsessed -gamer- gore- freak whenever you're twenty feet near a woman."
"Whatever man. What about Vivek then?"
"He's too stoned to ever talk to a woman." quipped Nicky. "Don't look at me like that , man - you KNOW that's true."
Phone Call.
"What a Boring day" sighed Sameer , as he got back to his private apartment.
He took out his keys , but the door was already unlocked , as usual.
"Sameer , you're finally back!" cried Vivek , putting his cards face - first on the ground."We started without you man , thought you'd never show up."
"Yeah , those damn extra classes " groaned Sameer , as he sat down on a cane chair "It's just two weeks into the semester and she's taken eight classes already."
"Sucks to be you" said Nicky , peering into his cards. "This is what you get for taking Electrical , pal. At least the electronics department waits for a month before they go all crazy."
"Two months for mechanical " said Vivek from the side , "Plus we get better jobs ."
"You guys suck. The IT department never goes nuts." said Aditya , as he came out of the bathroom."Five half days , bitches."
"But the placements suck " chimed Vivek.
"Screw placements , like I'll get a job anyway.MBA all the way , baby." Aditya said , taking out cards from his pocket. "Like I'll be sitting in a cubicle all day writing code for some soulless corporation."
"What'd you rather be doing , then?"
"I'll be in the marketing division , selling heartless corporations to families and little kids , pretending to give a shit."
"That makes no sense."
Oh yeah - one word , Microsoft." Aditya said , picking up a card from the pile. " Full house."
"You're just weird man " said Nicky , as he put his cards on the table. "No wonder you guys became friends."
"And enemies." said Vivek. "Whenever it's convenient."
"Speaking of enemies - where's Kailash?" cried Nicky, "Gone to the temple again?"
He took out his keys , but the door was already unlocked , as usual.
"Sameer , you're finally back!" cried Vivek , putting his cards face - first on the ground."We started without you man , thought you'd never show up."
"Yeah , those damn extra classes " groaned Sameer , as he sat down on a cane chair "It's just two weeks into the semester and she's taken eight classes already."
"Sucks to be you" said Nicky , peering into his cards. "This is what you get for taking Electrical , pal. At least the electronics department waits for a month before they go all crazy."
"Two months for mechanical " said Vivek from the side , "Plus we get better jobs ."
"You guys suck. The IT department never goes nuts." said Aditya , as he came out of the bathroom."Five half days , bitches."
"But the placements suck " chimed Vivek.
"Screw placements , like I'll get a job anyway.MBA all the way , baby." Aditya said , taking out cards from his pocket. "Like I'll be sitting in a cubicle all day writing code for some soulless corporation."
"What'd you rather be doing , then?"
"I'll be in the marketing division , selling heartless corporations to families and little kids , pretending to give a shit."
"That makes no sense."
Oh yeah - one word , Microsoft." Aditya said , picking up a card from the pile. " Full house."
"You're just weird man " said Nicky , as he put his cards on the table. "No wonder you guys became friends."
"And enemies." said Vivek. "Whenever it's convenient."
"Speaking of enemies - where's Kailash?" cried Nicky, "Gone to the temple again?"
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